I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Randomize
