youre lurking in front of me
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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