he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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