dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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