do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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