Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Pants are for mortals
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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