Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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