he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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