He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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