hell yes lets make some ravioli
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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