i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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