oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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