My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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