.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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