It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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