But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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