i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
it glows. i had to have it.
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Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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