He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
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All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize