talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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