No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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