Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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