just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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