question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Also, beer. Big fan.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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