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Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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