I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize