My liver just broke up with me...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
