And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I have grass duct taped all over my body
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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