Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
the raccoons are back...
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