called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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