Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
