So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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