addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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