Sry I called you an 8
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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