In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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