What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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