He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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