For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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