hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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