If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
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