I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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