new low.... made out with someone while peeing
In America we eat man semen.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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