Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
