Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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