So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
It was confusing and full of hummus
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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