The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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