the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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