my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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