You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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