Where did you get a picture of my penis
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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