i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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