Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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