Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I think my vagina is haunted
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
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I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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