"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
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I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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